June 28, 2005

Successful Suspended Animation

It was reported today that scientists have successfully created zombie dogs. Or more precisely, successfully drained all of the blood from a dog and replaced it with a freezing saline solution. The dogs ceased all biological activity and remained at 7°C for three hours, before the saline solution was drained and replaced with blood. Their biological functions were restored by providing a 100% oxygen environment and an electric shock to their heart. Tests indicate absolutely no negative side-effects. We're almost there.

Posted by josuah at June 28, 2005 2:13 AM UTC+00:00

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